1. |
Power
00:44
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I'll take all your money, I'll take it in droves
I don't even care if I destroy your home
Money is the true bringer of power
Having so much that it grows by the hour
I have a hot rod, I have a sweet girl
One I can love and the other's the girl
Hot rod's where I get all that power
Having so much that it grows by the hour
Oh yeah.
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2. |
Lie For Them
00:40
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I don't even want to get involved
but you kinda dragged me out here
you are fighting an unseen battle
overcoming an unfelt fear
every single thing you say I question
every single thing you say is a lie
you don't even know true oppression
but you still say you'll die
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3. |
Nerdy
01:24
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I'm not a liar. I'm not a rich kid. I've watched the Hangover 3 eight times. Hot Topic is my favorite restaurant.
Every time I think of her I shed a melancholy tear
Razor blade in my candy apple
and I'm about to bite down
everything just makes me sad
but talking 'bout it really pumps my nads
I know everyone needs to die
I keep to myself that's a lie
I only talk to people who cry
Every time I do my math homework, I think about how much I hate my classmates.
Driving myself into the deep end
'cause everybody loves me
I will live a lie lie lie
can't you fucking see
I can't drive a bad car
can't you see I'm a movie star
I'm best friends with Bruno Mars
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4. |
You're High
01:58
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Every single time you lie
it's like you can't take a fucking joke
you make me feel like I could die
and you act like you're snorting coke
I just feel like a fucking dork
I'll get run over by a broken bus
every time I talk to you I swear to god you're fucking high
Every single time you laugh
it's from someone else's pain you caused
now you want a phonograph
well I want nice things too
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5. |
Speed Dirge
00:55
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My girlfriend just left me for a scene dweeb
who dyes his hair and smokes a lot of weed
he comes up to me and he calls me a prick
so I just tell him he has a small dick
so he tells my mom and he tells my dad
they think it's real funny so he gets real mad
he says something to me but it's just online
and I'm not gonna sit here and whine
When things get way too hot
you just need to pack some snot
don't let wimps walk over you
when you have everything to prove
I have absolutely nothing to lose
I don't even know where I'm going to
I just got a speed dirge
so I can say fuck you
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6. |
Shoestore Love
02:00
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I met her at a shoe store
love at size nine
she said "Get away from me or I'll fuck you up, swine."
I said "But hey baby, now I'm a size ten."
and I really wanna see your feet again
Sitting here a' working here and my thoughts aren't too clear
don't you know I haven't worked here too long
and I don't even know what's going on
I'm cold turkey without shoe store love
I went to the shoe store
got me a size four
and they called me a whore
shoe store
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7. |
Not This Time Will Lewis
01:29
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Guess who's pissed now
not this time will lewis
you will not take my netbook will lewis
i will destroy thee
you will fear me
I was just fifteen
will mistook me for someone who gave a fuck about his netbook
he's wrong and now I'm back
to rip a hole in his backpack
I'm back will lewis
you will not take my netbook
take that will lewis
I will destroy you
I will employ you
I'm nineteen now and I know that a netbook is for someone with guts
will thought wrong of me
and now he's coming to kick my butt
not this time will lewis
I'm a moth fuck the machine
don't be dumb and stuff
you won't take my netbook
you treat me like a brat
but you can't tie a square
not this time will lewis
you will not take my netbook will lewis
i will destroy thee
you will fear me
don't take my netbook bitch
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8. |
Dissect Me
01:57
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I'm into something really lame
there are parasites gnawing at my brain
every time I watch tv
you people want nothing to do with me
dissect me
it's eating away at my soul
and it's making me call this crap rock n' roll
so i'm asking doctor please
get these parasites out of me
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9. |
Subhumanoid Bastard
00:56
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Hey hey mister MA
how many babies have you killed today
everyone's fucked everyone's dead
and you're just lying around in bed
and you call me a bastard
well you're a subhumanoid bastard
let's give a shout-out to the pigs in LA
who caught a celebrity cheating today
I don't give a fuck
no I don't give a shit
I don't need to hear if bieber's gay
hey hey subhumanoid bastard
who thinks you're our life master
let me tell you something
let me make it clear
fuck you
and you call me a bastard
well you're a subhumanoid bastard
hey hey hail the NRA
give guns to your kids today
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10. |
F#ck You That's B#llshit
01:05
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fuck you that's bullshit
i hate it when you tell me
that I can't skateboard on the sidewalk
you tell me to get off it
or you'll have it locked away
it's fucking bullshit
fuck you that's bullshit
I can't stand another day of your conservative bullshit
Why can't you just go away
I'm not even hurting anyone
Come on
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Jumanji X's Riot Squad Woodstock, Vermont
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